May 17, 1999
Renee Zellweger spends three hours signing pictures of Joey Lauren Adams before she realizes it.
Well shit, this is the best joke ever.
Renee Zellweger spends three hours signing pictures of Joey Lauren Adams before she realizes it.
Well shit, this is the best joke ever.
I’m pretty sure that iOS is the only OS since the 80s not to come with a fucking calculator.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
The counter guy at Jimmy John’s asked me if I wanted to put bacon on my Italian hero, and I realized that the only reason I had never done that was because I thought it would be weird to ask, but this guy made me feel like I was in a safe space, and as an added bonus, he got himself an upsell.
Lately I’ve been eating super-cheap, which means no bacon or otherwise super-tasty-and-bad-for-you foods (although it also means no super-good-for-you-foods either); you somehow managed to catch me on a bacon day.
Action Comics #1 is released, outselling previous comic best seller Ennui Comics #23.
I was always more of a fan of Reaction Comics myself, especially the Nut Shot One Shot from a few years back.
Is there a Tumblr that is just pictures of neon signs that say “EAT”? Because that is an important sub-sub-genre of cool ironic pictures of things.
God Bless America - Where checking a website 5 times and definitely not going into a courthouse somehow qualifies as “Service as a Juror”
My number was in the 5700’s, and nothing so beautiful as the above paragraph has ever before been published on a government website.
I had jury duty in NJ like three years ago. I was never called to be on a jury, and at the end of the day I was told I could go and that I wouldn’t be called for another eight years.
My” service” as a juror consisted of sitting in a waiting room reading All the President’s Men for eight hours and eating barbecue for lunch.
God Bless America indeed.
Would you rather have sex with a man inside a robot or a robot inside a man?
…isn’t “nearly 1 in 10” actually none in 10?