OH, THE FROLLMANITY!!!
It's my name.
I like movies and watch bad ones all the time.
I like music and records and never listen to them.
I like books and read too many of them.
This blog is about all of those things and my reactions to them.

I am contactable by AIM, e-mail, fax (at Kinko's), telegraph, telephone, the ask box on my Tumblr, IRC, BBS, chess by mail, messenger pigeon, P.O. Box, smoke signal (outdoors only), telepathy (where available), Skype, rocks thrown through windows with notes tied around them, coded messages in crossword puzzles, macaroni valentine, talking to me in person, and crystal ball.

AIM and GMail are most convenient
My AIM is log jam min 3 7
My Gmail is frollicious at you-know-the-rest
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May 17, 1999

todayinfakehistory:

Renee Zellweger spends three hours signing pictures of Joey Lauren Adams before she realizes it.

Well shit, this is the best joke ever.

I’m pretty sure that iOS is the only OS since the 80s not to come with a fucking calculator.

Did you eat any type of bacon today; with eggs, sandwich (regardless of bread type), fat grease drink in blender or just raw fried in butter?

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

The counter guy at Jimmy John’s asked me if I wanted to put bacon on my Italian hero, and I realized that the only reason I had never done that was because I thought it would be weird to ask, but this guy made me feel like I was in a safe space, and as an added bonus, he got himself an upsell.

Lately I’ve been eating super-cheap, which means no bacon or otherwise super-tasty-and-bad-for-you foods (although it also means no super-good-for-you-foods either); you somehow managed to catch me on a bacon day.

April 18, 1938

todayinfakehistory:

Action Comics #1 is released, outselling previous comic best seller Ennui Comics #23.

I was always more of a fan of Reaction Comics myself, especially the Nut Shot One Shot from a few years back.

Unemployed, Underqualified, and Overwhelmed

Is there a Tumblr that is just pictures of neon signs that say “EAT”? Because that is an important sub-sub-genre of cool ironic pictures of things.

ex-genius:

God Bless America - Where checking a website 5 times and definitely not going into a courthouse somehow qualifies as “Service as a Juror”

My number was in the 5700’s, and nothing so beautiful as the above paragraph has ever before been published on a government website. 

I had jury duty in NJ like three years ago. I was never called to be on a jury, and at the end of the day I was told I could go and that I wouldn’t be called for another eight years.

My” service” as a juror consisted of sitting in a waiting room reading All the President’s Men for eight hours and eating barbecue for lunch. 

God Bless America indeed.

God, I love to make fried rice.

God, I love to make fried rice.

Nearly 1 in 10 Americans would have sex with a robot

dontcookbilly:

theaudacityofswope:

hey bot, i’d like to check out your uncanny valley

Would you rather have sex with a man inside a robot or a robot inside a man? 

…isn’t “nearly 1 in 10” actually none in 10?

dennys:

NO ONE WOULD EVER SAY THIS

I wish it were as easy for me to get to a Denny’s as it is for me to reblog this.

dennys:

NO ONE WOULD EVER SAY THIS

I wish it were as easy for me to get to a Denny’s as it is for me to reblog this.