I’m an angel then! My powers are… flying, maybe being invisible, and getting everyone (fictional or not) to fall in love ^^
DO I MAKE FERRETS APPEAR?
DO I CONTROL FERRETS?
DO I FEED FERRETS SOUP?
DO I MAKE PEOPLE EAT FERRET SOUP?
DO I TURN INTO A FERRET WHO LOVES SOUP?
NEVER FEAR, THE PAPER MAGE IS HERE.
FEAR MY PAPER, VILLAINS.
I’ll throw books at people. :)
Nobody fucking touch me, I am the night! XD
I’ll play your old porn tapes…and any other tapes that you happen to have.
……..oh, i’m the most powerful being of all
I can attempt to change my identity when attending a new school.
Let me be your ruler (ruler)
I can speak. That’s about it.
I hate to be an early Christmas mongerer, but I’ve got a bunch of new Christmas illustrations coming up and this is the first!
Its available as cards, posters and a whole bunch of other stuff here: http://society6.com/Wharton/Reindeer-2T8_Print
I am sad that I only resolved to buy Christmas cards today, otherwise I may have ordered this design.
This just reminds me that no one is going to get Christmas cards from me this year, because I do not have the initiative necessary to do that myself.
Thing I’ve learned while writing Today in Fake History for just shy of a year: Some people are really really defensive about certain historical figures.
I personally enjoy the weird fan tumblrs for Presidents that seem to be run by 14-year-old girls.
Right up until 9:14 PM on November 22nd, 1987, what appeared on Chicago’s television sets was somewhat normal: entertainment, news, game shows. That night, as usual, Dan Roan, a popular local sportscaster on Channel 9’s Nine O’Clock News, was narrating highlights of the Bears’ victory over the Detroit Lions. And then, suddenly and without warning, the signal flickered up and out into darkness.
The Max Headroom Incident is one of my favorite things to happen ever, and also a great name for a band.
New Doctor Who theme alterations for the 12th Doctor revealed.
This is why I gave up on this show. I used to sit down on the bed and watch the old Doctor Who on T.V. with little brother and sister and my Mum. We used to absolutely love it. When the new Doctors showed up, still good! Really good. Then things started getting ridiculously mental and childish and stupid a little while after 11 showed up (don’t get me wrong, he’s a brilliant actor, and I don’t blame him for anything), and now the show had just fucking gone downhill. Please don’t tell me this is actual music for the new Doctor. Please just tell me it’s not. Jesus fucking Christ this show has been butchered.
human life is incredible
I hate the excessive need to “modernize” everything in TV. It’s like, this wouldn’t be so bad if they actually made it still feel sci-fi, but now it’s this weird new-age bullshit, like they’re trying too hard to be “progressive”. I know I’m making a big deal out of a THEME SONG maybe, but thing is, they’ll probably end up carrying this ideology into the series itself. Where the fuck are things going.
it keeps happening
Sometimes, I fucking hate Steven Moffat for what he’s done to Doctor Who. Look, I know I’m fairly new to the show-having only come in during Matt Smith’s first season, but I went back and watched every episode of the old series and Moffat has just completely altered the tone. He’s trying to make it his own creation, which is fucking despicable, to mess with something as perfect as Doctor Who. I know it’s just a theme song, and I know the difference isn’t that drastic, but it fucking sickens me sometimes.
never forget my legacy
This just keeps getting better.
Me: I fixed it. It was the disc. The DVD needed to be recalibrated.
Coworker: How do you do that?
Me: There are many ways, I ran it under the sink in the bathroom and then wiped it on my shirt.
Coworker: …. Oh.
When I worked at Blockbuster I used to very much enjoy when angry customers would bring in DVDs that didn’t work and I just sprayed them with Windex and wiped them on my shirt and handed them back.